Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BML #12: The "Hide n' Go Seek" Story

This story is really short and simple but devastating.

A few years ago, I'd say maybe 8th grade, my friends and I wanted to play a massive game of Manhunt or what we called it back in the ol' days, Hide n' Go Seek.

We all had 1 full minute to hide and the capacity of our entire neighborhood. There were 20 people hiding and 4 people searching. I was one of the hiders and I had a great place to hide. The game starts and I run to my awesome hiding space. In the neighborhood I lived in, each apartment building had an AC fan cluster. 5 or 6 AC boxes encased in a makeshift room made by grass hedges. The thick hedges had to hide whatever was inside, which were the AC boxes, for the aesthetic reasons. Also, the AC's were turned on because it was the middle of summer so they would mask almost any sound I made. Perfect hiding spot EVAR.

Unfortunately, it may have been t0o well of a hiding spot. I sat in that lone location for literally 45 minutes. I get up out of the hiding spot and I started searching for the other hiders. After finding nobody, I began searching for the searchers. To no avail, I walked back to HQ. Nobody. The game literally vanished from existence.

I walked to my friends house who played the game with me. I find that himself and 3 other hiders just chilling in his house, playing Playstation. To my surprise, I asked him why he was there. He said that instead of hiding, he just walked home. I asked him where the other hiders were, and he told me that they too also went home. It dawned on me that I was the only person that hid, for almost an hour.

BML #11: The "Pokemon" Story

Back when I was a wee lil' beaver, I played a lot of Pokemon .... a lot of Pokemon. It was a daily regiment for me to sit in my chair during breakfast, lunch, and dinner; playing Pokemon on my gameboy.

I was a beast at Pokemon Red & Blue. Motherfucker, do not mess with me. I will unleash my lvl 100 Gyarados on your ass. Missingno? Who's got *flower grass*10 Master Balls? You will rue your life!

*ahem* Anyways, I had my fat gray Gameboy with Pokemon Blue in. My "ex" friend told me that I had low battery and that I need to replace them. I looked for fresh batteries but I couldn't find any. Then he suggested that he had an A/C adapter that he could plug the Gameboy in. I said I was game(boy) and then he made the ill-fated proposal that I leave the Gameboy on while the batteries "charged".

Now before you guys start yelling questions and statements at me; NO: they were not rechargeable batteries. NO: I did not realize this. YES: I was fucking 7 years old.

To my surmise, I return about a half hour later to see that my game had automatically started back over, erasing all my information and Pokemon. It seemed what had happened was when I was absent, the game had autonomously selected the first option in the main menu, which was "New Game". My world of Pokemon crumbled around me. I weeped for hours over it. I hated my friend for ever recommending me this procedure. I told my dad this and he chuckled and told me that you had to buy actual batteries with rechargeable capabilities, which were exactly the ones that were NOT in my Gameboy.

BML #10: The "Bicycle Jump" Story

I think I have the right to say that I deserve everything that comes my way, whether it be a lack of thought process or just poor luck. This story equips both adversities I would like to imagine.

At the circa of my youth, I was deeply interested into BMX. I had my favorites like Dave Mirra and Kenan Harkin. When I installed grinding pegs onto my Mongoose bike, I could do anything. For me, the defining difference between your shitty Schwinn bike and my breathtaking BMX bike was the pegs.

I rode this contraption for hours upon hours to the extent of days it seemed like. If I wasn't inside my room, I was outside on that god damn bike. I knew the day would come that a ramp would spawn somewhere in my neighborhood. It glimmered in the distance... somehow it did, it was made entirely of wood. It's ethereal presence just tingled my senses as I rode into proximity of it. Sitting on my bike, peering at this section of plywood precariously placed on a barrel. It was perfect. I knew that very second, this shit was going down.

I had my flame-decal helmet on. To this day I still can't believe I mustered up the courage to make this motherfucker fly off the ramp. I was confident that I was gonna rocket off that ramp and possibly even pull off a double tail whip in the process. Speeding up, I had no apprehensions. Traveling at what felt like Mach 3, I make contact with the ramp. "This is gonna rule!" I thought to myself as I elevate up the ramp.

Almost immediately when my front tire passed the lip of the ramp, it literally fell straight down and lodged itself between the ramp and the ground. As the front tire found its place snug in the right angle of the ramp and ground, the rest of the bike pivoted forward, flipping me across the ramp, over the bike, and into the ground. I may make it sound ever-so-glorious, but if you were there, it was the most pathetic attempt at anything extreme endeavored.

As of today, I haven't even sat on a bike for at least 10 years.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Minus The Bear Discography (2001- 2010)



Band: Minus The Bear
Genre: Indie/Rock
City/Country: Seattle, Washington, USA

This Is What I Know About Being Gigantic EP (2001)


Track Listing:

1. Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked (3:49)
2. Lemurs, Man, Lemurs (3:10)
3. Just Kickin' It Like A Wild Donkey (2:07)
4. Potato Juice & Liquid Bread (1:12)
5. Pantsuit ... Uggghhh (4:10)
Recommendation: 4. Potato Juice & Liquid Bread


Bands Like It When You Yell "Yar!" At Them EP (2002)


Track Listing:

1. Spritz!!! Spritz!!! (3:04)
2. Women We Haven't Met Yet (4:06)
3. You're Some Sort Of Big, Fat, Smart-Bug Aren't You? (1:09)
4. Drop It Like It's Hot (2:42)
5. I Lost All My Money At The Cockfight (5:00)
Recommendation: 2. Women We Haven't Met Yet


Highly Refined Pirates LP (2002)


Track Listing:

1. Thanks For the Killer Game Of Crisco Twister (3:35)
2. Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!! (3:32)
3. Absinthe Party At The Fly Honey Warehouse (5:24)
4. Hey, Wanna Throw Up? (0:35)
5. Get Me Naked 2: The Electric Boogaloo (4:10)
6. We Are Not A Football Team (3:03)
7. You Kill Bugs Good, Man (1:10)
8. Spritz!!! Spritz!!! (3:03)
9. Women We Haven't Met Yet (4:05)
10. Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny (0:47)
11. I Lost All My Money At The Cock Fight (4:55)
12. Andy Wolff (2:09)
13. Let's Play Guitar In A Five Guitar Band (5:13)
14. Booyah Achieved (0:50)
Recommendation: 6. We Are Not A Football Team


They Make Beer Commercials Like This EP (2004)


Track Listing:

1. Fine + 2 Pts (3:51)
2. Let's Play Clowns (3:37)
3. Dog Park (2:26)
4. I'm Totally Not Down With Rob's Alien (4:06)
5. Hey! Is That A Ninja Up There? (4:06)
6. Pony Up! (3:47)
Recommendation: 4. I'm Totally Not Down With Rob's Alien


Menos El Oso LP (2005)


Track Listing:

1. The Game Needed Me (3:15)
2. Memphis & 53rd (3:41)
3. Drilling (5:04)
4. The Fix (3:32)
5. El Torrente (4:56)
6. Pachuca Sunrise (3:35)
7. Michio's Death Drive (3:36)
8. Hooray (4:17)
9. Fulfill The Dream (3:34)
10. The Pig War (4:38)
11. This Ain't A Surfin' Movie (4:53)
Recommendation: 11. This Ain't A Surfin' Movie


Interpretaciones Del Oso LP (2007)


Track Listing:
remixes of:
1. Drilling (3:43)
2. Memphis & 53rd (4:07)
3. Fulfill The Dream (3:21)
4. This Ain't A Surfin' Movie (4:36)
5. The Fix (4:22)
6. Hooray (2:57)
7. The Game Needed Me (4:38)
8. Pachuca Sunrise (4:19)
9. Michio's Death Drive (3:47)
10. El Torrente (4:07)
11. The Pig War (5:06)
Recommendation: 9. Michio's Death Drive


Planet Of Ice LP (2007)


Track Listing:

1. Burying Luck (4:58)
2. Ice Monster (4:08)
3. Knights (3:44)
4. White Mystery (4:43)
5. Dr. L'Ling (6:52)
6. Part 2 (3:55)
7. Throwin' Shapes (2:51)
8. When We Escape (4:08)
9. Double Vision Quest (4:34)
10. Lotus (8:49)
Recommendation: 7. Throwin' Shapes


Minus The Bear - Acoustics EP (2008)


Track Listing:
1. Guns & Ammo (4:00)
2. We Are Not A Football Team (2:58)
3. Burying Luck (4:26)
4. Knights (4:00)
5. Pachuca Sunrise (3:39)
6. Throwin' Shapes (3:27)
7. Ice Monster (4:11)
Recommendation: 5. Pachuca Sunrise


OMNI (2010)


Track Listing:

1. My Time (4:05)
2. Summer Angel (4:45)
3. Secret Country (5:30)
4. Hold Me Down (4:07)
5. Excuses (4:38)
6. The Thief (4:33)
7. Into The Mirror (5:11)
8. Animal Backwards (4:15)
9. Dayglow Vista Road (5:05)
10. Fooled By The Night (7:20)
11. Broken China (5:40)

Recommendation: EVERY FUCKING TRACK


*I literally almost came when I saw this*


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Circe Survive - Blue Sky Noise (2010)


Band: Circa Survive
Genre: Post-Hardcore/Rock
City/Country: Philidelphia, PA, USA

Blue Sky Noise (2010)


Track Listing:

1. Strange Terrain (3:59)
2. Get Out (3:05)
3. Glass Arrows (4:12)
4. I Felt Free (3:57)
5. Imaginary Enemy (4:25)
6. Through The Desert Alone (4:07)
7. Frozen Creek (5:00)
8. Fever Dreams (4:35)
9. Spirit Of The Stairwell (5:31)
10. The Longest Mile (4:04))
11. Compendium (1:49)
12. Dyed In The Wool (4:59)
13. Get Out (Same Camp Sessions Acoustic Version) (4:06)
14. I Felt Free (Same Camp Sessions Acoustic Version) (4:14)
15. Dyed In The Wool (Same Camp Sessions Acoustic Version) (4:09)
16. Every Way (Same Camp Sessions Acoustic Version) (3:41)

Recommendation: 2. Get Out


Saturday, April 3, 2010

Animosity Discography (2003-2008)


Band: Animosity
Genre: Death Metal/Technical Deathcore/Progressive
City/Country: San Francisco, CA, USA
Website: Myspace, Last.fm

Shut It Down (2003)


Track Listing:

1. Grey Skies (2:55)
2. Instilling The Affliction (2:05)
3. Saved (1:31)
4. 24 More (2:25)
5. Leashes (2:30)
6. Fake Blood (2:12)
7. Anti-Kingdom (2:41)
8. Terminal Existence (2:31)

Recommendation: 6. Fake Blood


Empires (2005)


Track Listing:

1. Thieves (3:01)
2. Commoditism (2:14)
3. Holy Shackles (3:04)
4. Empires (4:26)
5. The Black Page (2:27)
6. Life Advocate (3:01)
7. Manhunt (3:17)
8. Plutocracy (2:27)
9. Shut It Down (3:27)

Recommendation:


Animal (2007)


Track Listing:

1. Terrorstorm (3:53)
2. Tooth Grinder (2:54)
3. Bombs Over Rome (2:35)
4. Evangelicult (0:04)
5. Animal (2:44)
6. Plunder Incorporated (2:40)
7. Operating From The Ditch (2:47)
8. You Can't Win (3:47)
9. Progression In Defeat (2:37)
10. Elucidation (0:34)
11. A Passionate Journey (4:10)

Recommendation: 1. Terrorstorm


Altered Beast EP (w/ Drumcorps) (2008)


Track Listing:

1. Thin Retro God (Toothgrinder) (2:54)
2. A Profit On Greediness (Progression In Defeat) (2:50)
3. Mobs Over, Rob (Bombs Over Rome) (3:14)

Recommendation: 2. A Profit On Greediness (Progression In Defeat)


Friday, March 26, 2010

Rose Funeral Discography (2006-2009)




Band: Rose Funeral
Genre: Deathcore/Death Metal
City/Country: Cincinnati, OH, USA
Website: Myspace, Last.fm

Crucify.Kill.Rot. (2006)


Track Listing:

1. Crucify. Kill. Rot. (1:39)
2. God's Hideous Creation (3:28)
3. Sledge Hammer Face-Lift (4:59)
4. The Well (4:27)
5. Intereo Diu (2:28)
6. Dawning The Resurrection (2:12)
7. State Of Decay (4:28)
8. Eternal Regret (4:35)
9. Under A Godless Sky (2:59)
10. Buried Amongst Flames (4:20)

Recommendation: 3. Sledge Hammer Face-Lift


The Resting Sonata (2009)


Track Listing:

1. Exordium: The Fall Of Christ (0:55)
2. Sodomizer (4:13)
3. God Demise (4:19)
4. Remain In Dirt (4:23)
5. Left To Rot (4:28)
6. The Resting Sonata (1:45)
7. Redeemer Of Flesh (4:00)
8. Created To Kill (3:52)
9. Embalming The Masses (4:39)
10. Buried Beneath (4:02)
11. Dawning The Resurrection: Verse II (6:02)

Recommendation: 2. Sodomizer


Unreleased Tracks


Track Listing:

1. A Twisted Rose Funeral Christmas (3:02)
2. God's Hand Killer (4:10)


Thursday, March 25, 2010

Molotov Solution Discography (2006-2009)


Band: Molotov Solution
Genre: Death Metal/Deathcore/Grindcore
City/Country: Las Vegas, NV, USA
Website: Myspace, Last.fm

Split w/ War From A Harlots Mouth (2006)


Track Listing:

1. The Myth Of Human Progress (3:22)
2. Prescription: Genocide (2:27)
3. Mayor Oscar Goodman's Thumb Fetish (1:36)
4. National Arrogance And The Hypocrisy Of Torture (2:39)

Recommendation: 2. Prescription: Genocide


The Path To Extinction EP (2007)


Track Listing:

1. A Brief Introduction To... (1:10)
2. ...Misanthropy And The Absurdity Of Human Existence (3:03)
3. The Path To Extinction (0:42)
4. Modern Day Slavery (3:57)
5. The Pretext (2:23)
6. Prepare Yourself For... (0:47)
7. The Campaign Against Opposition To U.S. Domination (10:17)

Recommendation: 5. The Pretext


Self Titled (2008)


Track Listing:

1. Introduction (2:00)
2. Corporatocracy (4:29)
3. An Even More Inconvenient Truth (3:15)
4. End Game (4:07)
5. Psych-War (3:11)
6. Interlude (1:36)
7. Prison Planet (4:30)
8. The Myth Of Human Progress (2:39)
9. Order Out Of Chaos (3:47)
10. Dark Alliance (10:25)

Recommendation: 8. The Myth Of Human Progress


The Harbinger (2009)


Track Listing:

1. Warlords (3:26)
2. Rule By Secrecy (3:54)
3. Only The Dead (3:09)
4. Atrum Inritus (2:20)
5. Corpus Imperium (4:20)
6. Monolithic Apparatus (3:16)
7. The Harbinger (3:20)
8. Enslaved (4:08)
9. Awakening (3:42)
10. Living Proof (3:17)

Recommendation: 7. The Harbinger


Sunday, March 21, 2010

Becoming The Archetype Discography (2003-2008)


Band: Becoming The Archetype
Genre: Metal/Progressive Death Metal
City/Country: Dacula, GA, USA
Website: Myspace, Last.fm

The Remnant (2003)


Track Listing:

1. Oath To Order (4:46)
2. Two (2:14)
3. 54 Is 44 (2:43)
4. Restoration (2:49)
5. The Regular Battle (3:31)
6. In Loving Memory (3:27)
7. The Longest Instant (3:59)
8. For The Sake Of Moving On (4:29)

Recommendation: 1. Oath To Order


Terminal Damnation (2005)


Track Listing:

1. March Of The Dead (1:43)
2. Into Oblivion (6:01)
3. One Man Parade (4:51)
4. Elegy (11:14)
5. Night's Sorrow (3:51)
6. The Epigone (5:01)
7. Beyond Adaptation (2:34)
8. No Fall Too Far (5:46)
9. Ex Nihilo (5:09)
10. Denouncement (1:45)
11. The Trivial Paroxysm (6:35)

Recommendation: 4. Elegy


The Physics Of Fire (2007)


Track Listing:

1. Epoch Of War (3:16)
2. Immolation (5:30)
3. Autopsy (4:09)
4. The Great Fall (4:11)
5. Nocturne (3:19)
6. The Monolith (3:47)
7. Construct And Collapse (4:59)
8. Endure (2:50)
9. Fire Made Flesh (4:30)
10. Second Death (6:03)
11. The Balance Of Eternity (8:50)

Recommendation: 8. Endure


Dichotomy (2008)


Track Listing:

1. Mountain Of Souls (5:14)
2. Dichotomy (4:24)
3. Artificial Immortality (3:57)
4. Self-Existent (4:17)
5. St. Anne's Lullaby (1:51)
6. Ransom (4:02)
7. Evil Unseen (4:03)
8. How Great Thou Art (4:28)
9. Deep Heaven (4:36)
10. End Of The Age (6:30)

Recommendation: 3. Artificial Immortality